This is side-splitting good fun. Get yourself over to this site to see some good parody of both Big Pharma and Direct-to-Consumer drug advertisements.
I love this:
PANEXA is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion. For patients with coronary heart condition (CHC) or two separate feet (2SF), the dosage of PANEXA should be doubled to ensure that twice the number of pills are being consumed. PANEXA can also be utilized to decrease the risk of death caused by not taking PANEXA, being beaten to death by oscelots, or death relating from complications arising from seeing too much of the color lavender. Epileptic patients should take care to ensure tight, careful grips on containers of PANEXA, in order to secure their contents in the event of a seizure, caused by PANEXA or otherwise.
WHEN PANEXA SHOULD NOT BE USED
There are no known medical circumstances (based on extensive internal testing) in which PANEXA cannot be used. However, PANEXA is not quite as aggressively recommended in the following circumstances:
* PANEXA should not be used as a physical aid to set a broken bone, as in the case of a splint; * PANEXA should not be used as a substitute for real human relationships; the tablets (and gel-coated caplets) are incapable of displaying any real emotion, and would prove to be dissatisfying friends or mates; * PANEXA should not be used to soak up spills or remove stains. This is disrespectful to PANEXA; * PANEXA should not be resold with the intent of generating a personal profit; * PANEXA should not be used a form of motive transport, as it lacks the government regulated (US DOT 1445/88-4557) safety lights and reflectors; * Women with uteruses should consider avoiding PANEXAor moving to a state or province where the concentration of PANEXA is lesser; * Do not taunt PANEXA.