Sunday, July 29, 2007

How to Become Headline News

Ok, I'll admit I am slow, but I must be the last person on earth to figure out the new celebrity stunt of the early twenties, anorexic crowd: get several DUIs, mixed in with drug use, so you end up doing time in jail. That way you can assure that your inane self will bump reports of the dead soldiers in Iraq, or the latest scandals at the DOJ.