PharmAmorin

I love it when the Onion pokes fun of Big Pharma. Here is story about PharmAmorin, a drug designed to help alleviate any anxiety, deep distrust or concern over pharmaceutical companies.

"Many individuals today lack the deep, abiding affection for drug makers that is found in healthy people, such as myself," Pfizer CEO Hank McKinnell said. "These tragic disorders are reaching epidemic levels, and as a company dedicated to promoting the health, well-being, and long life of our company's public image, it was imperative that we did something to combat them."

Now, if the neanderthal neo-cons would put aside their pious distrust of drug use, they could manufacture themselves a new compound designed to make women love subservience. How about ProMisogyn or GynFree or PhalloZac?